Update on Sura And His Babe

So this babe was using her man’s money to carry a broke boy. LOLOLOL.

Look, I love gossip.

Especially when it is piping hot and it involves small sexual irresponsibility and cheating.

If you caught my last newsletter, you might remember that I was staying in a trenches hotel for my brother’s wedding. You may also be tempted to ask why I didn’t find a better hotel to stay in, to which I should ask you to mind your own business, but I’m in a good mood, so I’ll tell you why.

I recently discovered what it means to be an adult, and even though I lived alone in three countries, I always knew I could call my daddy for money.

However, all that changed in August 2022. I bowed to peer pressure and moved out. The worst decision ever. Every day, my account is drained. I shit you not.

Anyway, now that I have explained my temporary poverty to you, let’s get back to Sura.

Quick Recap.

Sura is a yahoo boy that rented a space in this hotel to organise a surprise birthday party for his babe. Let’s call her Suliyah. From what I noticed, Suliyah ran late so Sura decided to get a room and engage in hot coitus with another babe (whom we currently do not know yet) before Suliyah got to the hotel.

I got a call from my mum and had to leave the hotel urgently. As I was leaving, Suliyah was entering and her arms were excitedly being filled with throw pillows and balloons. Her friends were shrieking, Sura was right next to her with a proud smile, and she was almost in tears.

It was a celebration. Everyone was happy.

Should’ve been the end, right?

WRONG.

After helping my mum out, I got back to the hotel and said hello to the receptionist. Now, if there is something I know about Yoruba women, it is that they like to talk. And this receptionist was no exception. To further inspire her to sing, I promised monetary compensation.

And boy, did she sing.

So get your popcorn, and let me explain exactly what happened.

And this story only gets wilder when you find out these people are teenagers.

Okay so, the babe that was aggressively fucking Sura is actually his ex babe. Sura’s current babe, Suliyah, was dating another guy when Sura started moving to her. So she started cheating on her guy with Sura. At the time, her man was doing better than Sura, but only God knows what Sura was giving her because she seemed to prefer him.

In this hotel, there are four tiers of rooms. The receptionist told me anytime Suliyah and Sura would come to the hotel, they’d get the cheapest room but they’d never stay for more than 2 days because Suliyah had to rush back to her man. She also said even though Sura always paid, the money actually came from Suliyah.

So this babe was using her man’s money to carry a broke boy. LOLOLOL

The receptionist also said that sometimes, Sura would ask Suliyah to pay for an extra day so he could bring his boys over but guess who would actually show up? HIS MAIN BABE. WHO IS NOT SULIYAH.

So the babe would come over and they would fornicate on Suliyah’s money. Or should I say Suliyah’s man’s money?

At some point, Suliyah’s man noticed something was amiss but Suliyah gaslighted him into thinking he was crazy so, he dropped it. Not before forcing her to change her sim so they won’t be able to communicate. Lmao. Ode.

Anyway, this is where things get interesting.

The receptionist said she doesn’t know what happened but Sura started making more money and bringing his guys over to the hotel. They would stay for days on end, partying and clubbing in the most expensive rooms. Sura would come with his main babe, and after a few days, he would send her home. Then, his boys would bring in more babes for all of them.

And because these guys are good business for the hotel, the manager prioritises Sura and his boys over other customers.

(Remember when the stupid manager told me to remove the condom I saw on the window ledge? Apparently, he had had enough of my complaints about the noise coming from Sura and his boys, and he snapped at me.)

With Sura’s sudden change of fortune, he became more brazen and asked Suliyah to leave her man. She did. The receptionist thinks Suliyah had something to do with Sura’s sudden ‘wealth’ but we couldn’t be too sure. With their relationship going public, Suliyah’s ex found out that he was right all along and she used his money to lodge Sura so, he brought his boys to corner Sura in the hotel. LMAOOOOO.

Sura was outnumbered and beaten black & blue but for some reason, he stayed with Suliyah. One thing he did to ick Suliyah, though, was keep his ex by his side (the woman he was with while he was fucking Suliyah in the beginning. AND SHE DIDN’T SEEM TO MIND!).

And no matter how many times Suliyah complained, Sura maintained that his ex was just his friend. He eventually got the two ladies to become friends (frenemies).

AND SHE (THE EX) PLANNED THE SURPRISE BIRTHDAY.

The receptionist said the real reason Suliyah was late was because Sura’s ex arranged the cab that was meant to bring Suliyah to the hotel and paid him to meander, intentionally making her late, giving her some time with Sura. Even Sura didn’t know why she was late. He just saw a chance to hit and he took it.

Anyway, the birthday went off without a hitch. Suliyah was estatic. She was surrounded by her man, his friends, her friends (and the bitch she hates but she’s clearly the one he prefers so she couldn't be bothered).

While listening, I couldn’t help but imagine that babe using the mouth she used to soq Sura’s kok to sing happy birthday to his babe.

God abeg.

These teenages are WILD!

At the end of the story, I pressed some notes into the receptionist’s hand and on Sunday, I checked out.

Today, she sent a thank you message.

Definitely going back to that hotel.

It may be in the trenches but boy, does it have a great story. I’m even ready to risk the occasional condom sightings.

Yes, I’m nasty but someone has to do it.

Lmaoooo.