Why Will I Sew Masquerade Cloth For Career Day?

Is it not a career?

Let me explain.

If you see me and my beaten-up sewing machine and you still come and ask me to sew cloth for you because it will be cheap, anything your eye see, take it like that.

Now, this one came to meet me to sew introduction cloth for him because the tailor his bride-to-be chose is too expensive and I said alright.

I told this man to bring 50k for his agbada, he opened that his big gutter mouth to say, “How will you be charging like that? Are you not a local tailor? Collect 10k”.

And there is just something about cheap men that I hate so much, so I collected the money and made the outfit.

He now came to shout that I made NURTW cloth for him.

Why will you too choose white and green for introduction? Are you doing independence day wedding?

Wo, don’t disturb me. Wear it like that. Shey your wife does not like uniformed men? Forget that it is agbero cloth. It depends on how you carry it.

I had not even finished solving that one, Daddy Tomiwa entered to shout that I made masquerade cloth for his son’s career day.

Daddy Tomiwa: Couldn’t you sew lab coat for him or court gown?

Me: If everybody becomes doctor and lawyer, who will remain to wear masquerade cloth and chase people on the road with stick? Leave Tomiwa, he is fine like this.

Because of that small advice, Daddy Tomiwa wanted to break my head. My people, did I do anything wrong?

Also, do you know the stupid NURTW wedding boy came to snatch my sewing machine?

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