Finding Love In Biggie’s House

Seeing as love is a bastard on these streets, I don’t blame people for going to find it in the Big Brother House

Now, I can’t speak for all of us but personally! I AM TIRED.

If one more person does a reel or TikTok with their loml again, I will lose it because se werey’n se gbogbo yin ni? (Are you all raving mad)?

 Someone can’t close eye and open it, one person is already going on baecation. If it is not that one, it’s one nonsense love challenge they are doing. You cannot drink water and drop cup, someone is already dancing in front of her man with his boxers. You people should fear God naa?

All of you can see how expensive food is in the market, rent cost is entering millions, they are kidnapping us left and right, tanker is falling on people’s head, even the Maryland cookies I use to console myself, I cannot afford it anymore.

In the middle of all this nonsense, you will still carry phone, set tripod and call your loml to be kissing. Bright and early in the morning, when I am still thinking of my life, I will open Instagram and GIDIGBA you are kissing.

I say okay, let me log out of instagram and face Twitter because nobody has any joy on that app. Only to open it and meet someone that they are using flower and 10 million to apologise.

Is it until I die?

And this love you people are seeing is not even easy to find. I don’t know where you are reading this newsletter from, but I live in Lagos and everyone knows this city is the worst place to find love. If you think you are in love with a Lagos babe or a Lagos guy. I am sorry to you.

If you’re now dating someone that lives on the Island or Surulere, forget that relationship. Just consider yourself single. 

However, if you’re dating or married to someone in this Lagos and your relationship is sweet and beautiful, you have to tell us how it feels to be God’s favourite.

AND THEN GET OUT OF THIS NEWSLETTER IF YOU DON’T WANT ME TO BOX YOUR MOUTH.

Seeing as love is a bastard on these streets, I don’t blame people for going to find it in the Big Brother House, because have you noticed that this season is all about love?

Every Saturday party, they will just gum to each other and be sucking face.

But can you blame them?

Look at BamBam & TeddyA. Even though many of us thought those people wouldn’t last a day outside the house because it seemed like the relationship was all for knacks. Not only did they stay together, they got married and now have two children. It’s the same with Khafi & Gedoni. Married and living abroad with the cutest baby.

I mean, the couples that have gone their separate ways also dey sha. 

Lmao. The hot breakfast Mercy served Ike is not from here. That woman dragged that man to do reality show and still left his sunglasses-wearing ass. 

Laughing in singlehood

And that Emmanuel boy that let Liqourose be drumming for him when he sat down inside with another babe in Dubai.

Liquorose:

Emmanuel:

All these make me wonder if this set's love birds will last or fall apart. As you know, the two main couples are Groovy and Phyna, Sheggz and Bella. Biggie, with the help of your votes, has already spoiled the relationship for them with the eviction of the guys. A king. I stan.

That Groovy boy can be messy, you can read what I wrote about him here, but he appears to be getting himself together but you see the second set? Bella and Sheggz?

They have to be the most confused and chaotic set of people. It is everyday that Sheggz aka Mr. Ikoyi is always threatening to end the relationship and go to London. Bella sef no well. She will say her own back. All of us know that if Sheggz marries Bella, he will purposely not pay the full brideprice. Omo London. He is out of the house now and I cannot wait to hear him defend his actions in that house.

If you want to see how Bella and Phyna are coping with forced singlehood, tune into channel 198 on DStv or channel 29 on GOtv. You can also watch it anywhere on Showmax and the DStv App.

Also, help your fave win the grand prize by voting on the MyDStv and MyGOtv apps, the web and mobi site. Voting closes Friday 29th September at 9PM WAT.

But personally sha, I love that you people have scattered those relationships. 🤣🤣🤣

Anyway, now that BBNaija is serving people breakfast hot hot, where can we find love in this Lagos? 

Help me. I want to marry.