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Durotimi Aribisala's avatar

Ah! Hauwa this is very thoughtful of you. You really deserve this car cos your craze needs to be collecting AC under hot sun.

Actually, silver and gold I have not, what I have I shall give to you, that means pe me I don't have money to give you but it's like I have a kidnapping plug that can help you.

Don't fear, lemme explain. Those guys will help you kidnap Kabiru (after all, him too will enjoy the car small), your baale (the man kuku no useful before), and your landlord child (at least, this is December, the man go don dey collect house rent). So if we should kidnap all these people, you can now buy your car and even have more than enough to throw your desired party.

Lemme know if this plan is good for you so we can start work immediately.

By the way, don't mention. I give people advice for a living, emi eyan Daniel Regha.

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notthatridwan's avatar

I don send you N990 - 990 because I want to use the N10 to buy sugar for my garri.

Buy your car and manifest your madness on Lagosians

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