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Durotimi Aribisala's avatar

Ah! Hauwa this is very thoughtful of you. You really deserve this car cos your craze needs to be collecting AC under hot sun.

Actually, silver and gold I have not, what I have I shall give to you, that means pe me I don't have money to give you but it's like I have a kidnapping plug that can help you.

Don't fear, lemme explain. Those guys will help you kidnap Kabiru (after all, him too will enjoy the car small), your baale (the man kuku no useful before), and your landlord child (at least, this is December, the man go don dey collect house rent). So if we should kidnap all these people, you can now buy your car and even have more than enough to throw your desired party.

Lemme know if this plan is good for you so we can start work immediately.

By the way, don't mention. I give people advice for a living, emi eyan Daniel Regha.

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Hauwa's avatar

I can see now that your madness has shoulder pad. You no well. Sha give me money.

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Abimbola(dara)'s avatar

😂😂😂😂

Emi eyan Daniel regha🤣🤣

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Babes's avatar

I love this....na you gangan be hauwa number one fan

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notthatridwan's avatar

I don send you N990 - 990 because I want to use the N10 to buy sugar for my garri.

Buy your car and manifest your madness on Lagosians

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Hauwa's avatar

Thank you so much! God bless you!

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Chardonnay's avatar

😂😂😭

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Abimbola(dara)'s avatar

🤣😂😂😂😂😂

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Abisola Olamiposi's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

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The Exuder of Light's avatar

If we buy this car, we must not see Kabiru with it ooo

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Hauwa's avatar

😂 Make my baby no collect ac?

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The Exuder of Light's avatar

So that we will now hear that he used to carry his useless family members.

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Sarah✨'s avatar

Yes please 😂

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Abiodun Adeniyi's avatar

Boya you should buy the shawarma. They’ve not bought car for you, you’ve already laid down who to splash water and jam and how to use burnt corn to buga. Not one single “I’ll help the stranded passengers from obalende under bridge”

Wicked people like you don’t need car. Go and eat shawarma so that you can have more strength to struggle for danfo Abi is it molue they enter in ikorodu 😂😂

And I didn’t want to laugh o 🤣🤣🤣

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Hauwa's avatar

Wickedness is in your blood. 😂

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Dame's avatar

Did you say your newsletter community are tush? Abi I no read am well ni? No be from twitter I see link to join newsletter... Lmao😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😃🤣

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Hauwa's avatar

😂😂😂 Don't corrupt the people here

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Michael's avatar

Broke ass ni gbo gbo wa Iyawo kabs. Emi no fe ra motor sugbobn Kosi owo. Lmao 🤣

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Hauwa's avatar

E serious!

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Sofiyah's avatar

Tush kẹ 😂?

No be from the same Twitter and Instagram we see link?

Anyways, we go drop our token, ìyókù àà pé. Shaa no use the car to carry Kabs, I no like that guy😏.

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𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚢𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚍's avatar

Unfortunately for you this “sophisticated audience” is still coming from the same location so it's like we will all laugh and be going.

Please buy that shawarma, this life is one.

✌🏾😎

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Hauwa's avatar

😂😂

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Ibukun's avatar

Dodo ikire ni...Dò dò ogene doh!! Ogene miyeruwe! Donate korh donatus ni..come nd carry my yansh

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Hauwa's avatar

Ibukun why are you like this? Donate now

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Mide's avatar

Odindin iyawo kabs is begging for car when kabs can buy it for her 😂😂😂😂😂

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Hauwa's avatar

Mide, get out from this place. I don't want to see you here again!

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Chisom's avatar

You will continue trekking dear😂😂😂. Latsma must carry you

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Hauwa's avatar

God abeg

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M_ojisolaa's avatar

Aunty Hauwa as instagram people tell you say make you commot and twitter no gree answer you

We wey dey here sef no hear anything (awa o gbo nkan nkan) 😂😂

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Hauwa's avatar

Open your ear. E shi eti yin

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Omawumi's avatar

Hmmm. I wanted to donate o but your motives for wanting this car is not that legit🚶🚶.

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Hauwa's avatar

Donate first now.

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Abiodun Adeniyi's avatar

I don’t like to promote vawulence ni 🌚🌚. Anyways, that link does not support hard currency ??

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Abiodun Adeniyi's avatar

You geeeet

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