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Ah! Hauwa this is very thoughtful of you. You really deserve this car cos your craze needs to be collecting AC under hot sun.

Actually, silver and gold I have not, what I have I shall give to you, that means pe me I don't have money to give you but it's like I have a kidnapping plug that can help you.

Don't fear, lemme explain. Those guys will help you kidnap Kabiru (after all, him too will enjoy the car small), your baale (the man kuku no useful before), and your landlord child (at least, this is December, the man go don dey collect house rent). So if we should kidnap all these people, you can now buy your car and even have more than enough to throw your desired party.

Lemme know if this plan is good for you so we can start work immediately.

By the way, don't mention. I give people advice for a living, emi eyan Daniel Regha.

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I don send you N990 - 990 because I want to use the N10 to buy sugar for my garri.

Buy your car and manifest your madness on Lagosians

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😂😂😭

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🤣😂😂😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂

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If we buy this car, we must not see Kabiru with it ooo

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Boya you should buy the shawarma. They’ve not bought car for you, you’ve already laid down who to splash water and jam and how to use burnt corn to buga. Not one single “I’ll help the stranded passengers from obalende under bridge”

Wicked people like you don’t need car. Go and eat shawarma so that you can have more strength to struggle for danfo Abi is it molue they enter in ikorodu 😂😂

And I didn’t want to laugh o 🤣🤣🤣

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Did you say your newsletter community are tush? Abi I no read am well ni? No be from twitter I see link to join newsletter... Lmao😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😃🤣

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Broke ass ni gbo gbo wa Iyawo kabs. Emi no fe ra motor sugbobn Kosi owo. Lmao 🤣

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Tush kẹ 😂?

No be from the same Twitter and Instagram we see link?

Anyways, we go drop our token, ìyókù àà pé. Shaa no use the car to carry Kabs, I no like that guy😏.

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Lol... Just passing by. 🚶🏾

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Unfortunately for you this “sophisticated audience” is still coming from the same location so it's like we will all laugh and be going.

Please buy that shawarma, this life is one.

✌🏾😎

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Dodo ikire ni...Dò dò ogene doh!! Ogene miyeruwe! Donate korh donatus ni..come nd carry my yansh

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Odindin iyawo kabs is begging for car when kabs can buy it for her 😂😂😂😂😂

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Why will iyawo kabs be asking for money na ,o wrong …odindi iyawo kabs ma ni 🤣😏😏

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🤣🤣🤣Hauwa please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sorry for us 🤣

It’s always a detailed explanation

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