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This time it wasn't your fault, how can he think you can make 3000 aso-oke in 1 week? only a wicked man can think like that and you deserve better

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If not that the uncle sef is wicked, how will he give you 3000 Asooke to weave within that short time frame. Donโ€™t mind them jare, I support you my inlaw. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I am wheezing here.

It definitely was your fault abeg.

This read made my evening.

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Hahah where has this Substack been my whole life. Iโ€™m hooded ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I canโ€™t really blame you, Hauwa. This man is a dweeb. How did he possibly think you could do 3,000 aso oke in 1 week. Donโ€™t mind him jare, face him when you wake up.

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The fact that I read this in your voice ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Sweet chaos ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Shebi if you had confessed,you would just be inside prison jeje and who knows you might be the head of the prisoners. Now they have knack you 2 by 2. Aso-oke you didn't weave, man you don't have ๐Ÿคฃ

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I don't even know what I should write in this comment box kowai... Hauwa... chei๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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The uncle gan is madd๐Ÿ˜ญ

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I purposely followed you this Hauwa girl Substack nhi. Anyways, your brain use to put u in trouble

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Hauwa o๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Hawa, you will not kee me with laughter ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…

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Is because you want to leave us that's why you didn't call us your in-laws to help you out, what is 3000 asooke all of us cannot weave

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Hauwa youโ€™re not serious ooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚who send you sef

Plus that brother is a wicked brother

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Hauwa, you went to my home town to get aso-oke machine, anyways when next you visit let me know so that you can help me pay homage to my Dad's grave.

Sleep well o, not your fault.

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