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Imagine you had told him that where you came from, you castrate the men of the house and hang the penis in front of your door for good luck. Or you speak Yoruba and act as if you are reciting incantations to make him think you are a witch. Or anytime you are home alone, you wear black and red clothes and start singing one of those Fuji songs to pretend that you are “in the spirits”. He would have left the second time you did it. Just imagine. 🥲

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Imagination is you and you’re it

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😂😂😂

That would have scared the hell out of him and make him to be more organized and dress properly.

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Nudist ko. Why wasn’t he a nudist when other people were there? I’m so sorry this happened to you🫂

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And that was how I met your father... Dick showcase 😭😂

Tufia kwa

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Hauwa this is hilarious 😂😂😂 (and also ew I hate that you experienced this). But thank you for taking an experience of real concern and making the internet laugh with your storytelling.

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It's crazy how I related so well to this because I had a similar experience twice and till now I never knew it was sexual harassment. And the crazy thing is how they quickly throw around the word nudist, how do you claim to be nudist in a shared space? I didn't have the courage to confront the animals on both occasions cos I was squatting at the time. I'm really sorry you had to experience such disgusting behavior.

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So sorry you went through this, this guy is a pervert sha 😭😭

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“Nudist” in a shared apartment? Marco should have been living under a Turkey bridge, if they have those. 😭😭 I’m sorry you were traumatized, Hauwa!

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Hauwa, my own is how did you know they can use VPN to watch porn???

Just pulling your legs 😂😂😂.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

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Many tins dey happen😭

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Sorry this happened to you. This is the first issue I'm reading from you after hurriedly subscribing to your newsletter when i came across it weeks ago. Love your storytelling 😍

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God abeg! 😩😩😂 So sorry Hauwa.

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Nigerian men peeing by the roadside and Marco are in the same group chat. Mr. Man, you can see this is a public place, but that is where you want to remove your penis and pee. Okay, me too, I will look you dead in the eyes, let's see who will be embarrassed that their private part is now public.

So sorry you went through this, Hauwa

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I was walking home from work one night when a man just randomly pulled out his instrument and started offloading whatever had been in his bladder. I took a glance at him and our eyes met. The man started shouting on the road that, that thing I was looking for, I would see it. Embarrassment wan wound me!

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The first thing I thought while reading the beginning of this story was how my ex used to run around naked in our flat and his family home, in front of his parents and sister and a very embarrassed and annoyed me. And guess where he was from? 🇮🇹 I used to think highly of Italian men, but after several of them I think they’re just walking disasters waiting to happen.

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I just subscribed to your letter and this is my first read. Sorry you had to go through that. But the guy dey craze, if he showed to the other guys I'll say okay but being a nudist only when a lady is present is madness. Werey dey disguise. Him wan collect lamba😂

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Omg I’m so sorry this happened to you and I will admit it reminded me of the times men insisted on showing me their penis. How did you have the fortitude to finish your thesis?

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You poor thing. What a horrible experience.

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