Hauwa’s Newsletter

Poverty Is Violent And I Hate It Here

To be Nigerian is to lose life's lottery.

Nov 2 • 

Hauwa

607

43

October 2025

God, Why Me…

Why was my life spared?

Oct 26 • 

Hauwa

590

25

Why Can't You Forgive Yourself?

The world is already a hard enough place to live in.

Oct 18 • 

Hauwa

492

33

Stop HyperFocusing On The Journey Of Others

And start doing.

Oct 11 • 

Hauwa

584

34

The Tanker In Front Of Me Was Going To Explode

Na so I for take die because of banana bread.

Oct 4 • 

Hauwa

496

34

September 2025

Is Social Media Fame Deluding Us?

Is everybody okay?

Sep 27 • 

Hauwa

642

62

Nigerian Artisans Will Kill You

When dealing with Nigerian artisans, try not to be a woman. Hide your breast in the freezer and grow a huge phallus.

Sep 13 • 

Hauwa

661

57

The Gift

Honestly, this marriage was more her marriage than it was mine. The only thing she wasn’t doing was fucking him for me.

Sep 6 • 

Hauwa

756

66

August 2025

Smuggling Cocaine To France With A Nigerian Passport?

Am I dumb? Yeah probably.

Aug 13 • 

Hauwa

633

53

June 2025

She Took Off Her Scarf So She's Going To Hell

Meanwhile, you are married man who ate another man’s bumbum yesterday.

Jun 29 • 

Hauwa

1,216

63

The Year I Choose Gratitude

Happy birthday to me but I have been an ungrateful little child.

Jun 6 • 

Hauwa

1,013

109

May 2025

My Fear Of Poverty Is Crippling

“Hauwa, where have you been?”

May 25 • 

Hauwa

1,102

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