I have been to many african weddings as guest and I knew they were big, bigger than any white european ones (mainly french) I've been to. But damn, I was a bridesmaid at my nigerian friend's wedding in Nigeria and holy crap, that's when I realised how big they were. Loved it but definately thought I ain't marrying a nigerian man 🤣🤣 ( I wouldn't survive the hot food anyway #weakwhitepalate). But still, african weddings in general are the best ❤️
I always envisioned a big wedding. Until I tied the knot at 37 and had about 50 people in attendance including immediate family. I told them it's only intro, that was the ONLY WAY I could get away with it. But that other thing that Hauwa thinks I'll hate... I may just try it today cos T-Pain Era is after my life
The banks near me can't know I read this story. LOL
If I had a big wedding, I'd zone out 2 hours into the day and my face in the pictures and videos will be on yabaleft like one of those brides that people ask if they were forced into the marriage
I don’t think I’ll love big weddings. Cos personally, I don’t have many friends but my mother especially???? She has hundreds so cos of her, my wedding will definitely be huge
How did we start with wedding and end with robbing a bank, ehh Hauwa?
I always knew big weddings were not my thing but lemme not say alot for now😂
I have been to many african weddings as guest and I knew they were big, bigger than any white european ones (mainly french) I've been to. But damn, I was a bridesmaid at my nigerian friend's wedding in Nigeria and holy crap, that's when I realised how big they were. Loved it but definately thought I ain't marrying a nigerian man 🤣🤣 ( I wouldn't survive the hot food anyway #weakwhitepalate). But still, african weddings in general are the best ❤️
Thanks for the motivation to rob a bank Hauwa!
I have always known that I would hate a big wedding! It's too much peopling for such a short period
I agree. Peopling and waiting !!! 😮💨
You should take over as instablog handler😭😭😂
What is this misleading headline 😂
That was the funniest and the weirdest thing I have ever read. That song at the end hit different 😂😭
I always envisioned a big wedding. Until I tied the knot at 37 and had about 50 people in attendance including immediate family. I told them it's only intro, that was the ONLY WAY I could get away with it. But that other thing that Hauwa thinks I'll hate... I may just try it today cos T-Pain Era is after my life
I'm all of these things, I'm more interested on how we can coordinate this bank robbery thingy🤕😩 cost of living want to end the living 🤕
Bwahahaha. I can imagine how stressful and chaotic big weddings are. How did we go from weddings to robberies?
This is one of the things I love about Hauwa, her penchant for ridiculousness
The banks near me can't know I read this story. LOL
If I had a big wedding, I'd zone out 2 hours into the day and my face in the pictures and videos will be on yabaleft like one of those brides that people ask if they were forced into the marriage
😂😂😂
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I don’t think I’ll love big weddings. Cos personally, I don’t have many friends but my mother especially???? She has hundreds so cos of her, my wedding will definitely be huge
If your future husband and you can afford that is or else she’s paying for it so her friends can enjoy.
Nobody can stress me in this economy, abeg
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From wedding to robbing a bank 😂😂😂
Insanely good piece!!!
God abegggg, Hauwa!🤣😭
The time I was on the bridal train, I felt it. Sleeping by 1am and waking up by 3am was definitely not funny.
Big wedding is so not my thing.
There are a lot of things I can't stand like hunger, crowd, changing clothes too much...nah, not me.
Hauwa, why will someone like arm robbery fgs🤦🤣🤣
So robbing a bank. Thanks for motivating me.
“And that thing you think you’d hate, you might end up liking.
Like armed robbery.”
Yup, I love Hauwa. 😂